Friday, 9 October 2015

Joke of the day: Marriage Material

If he kisses you for more than 20
minutes without reaching
for your panties, marry him, he is
a HUSBAND MATERIAL 250
YARDS.

If she enters your house and sees you drinking garri without sugar and she runs to the kitchen to grab a spoon shouting "wait for me o, don't finish it", brother marry her, she is a WIFE MATERIAL 300 YARDS.

If he spends on you only because he is expecting something from you, my sister don't marry him, he is a HUSBAND MATERIAL 0.5 YARDS.

If she is on twitter, facebook, bbm, eskimi, badoo, skype, instagram, 2go, WhatsApp, Mxit, Nimbuz, foursquare and others, my brother run for your
life! don't marry her, she is a WIFE MATERIAL 0.000005 YARDS.

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