joke: the 20 year old boy and the life cautious husband

A drunk 20 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman
got so pissed she went to tell her husband about the encounter. The
husband told the woman to invite the boy over so that he could
beat the hell out of him.

They both made a plan that he(the husband) would hide under the bed as he waited for
him. The woman did as her husband requested.

When the boy got there he kissed the woman and took off his T-shirt and his body was full of scars. So the woman asked, "Why so many scars?" The boy replied,"I always lay with
married women and usually when I get caught I kill the husband, if someone shows up now he will be number 20 on my murder list!"

The boy continued kissing the woman and undressing her. The woman tried to reach out to
her husband under the bed, and a small voice came out,"If you tell him am here, I'll kill you before he kills me! Just co-operate!"

Lols. Nobody wants to die o