Funny stuff: Akpos the new army recruit

Before reading further, please do note that this is just a joke shared. The story on this post, is totally not real.

Due to the ongoing fight against insurgency,  the army, are recruiting people into the force, to help fight off the insurgents.

The army general knows of a very strong man/boy in his home town, the name of the boy, is Akpos. So he offered to recruit Akpos into the army.

The following conversation ensued between them.

OFFICER: We need you in the army.

AKPOS: I’ll join but on three conditions.

OFFICER: Ok. what are the conditions?

AKPOS: My first condition is that i’ll not wear the uniform because it is too hard.

OFFICER: Ok. What is the second
condition?

AKPOS: I’ll not do the parade and
other training under the sun because it will be too hot, i'll only do it under the shed or some kind of shadow cover.

OFFICER: Ok. What is your third
condition?

AKPOS: And my last and most
important condition is that during war times, i’ll remain on leave.

One word for akpos