Akpos destroyed by the angry looking police officer

OFFICER: what is your name?
AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER:- tell me
properly!
AKPORS: Michael Peter sir
OFFICER: your father's name?
AKPORS: M.P sir
OFFICER: what does that mean?
AKPORS: Moses Peter sir
OFFICER: your native place?
AKPORS: M.P sir
OFFICER: is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPORS: No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER: what is your qualification?
AKPORS: M.P sir
OFFICER: (angry) what is it?!
AKPORS: Metric Pass
OFFICER: so why do you need a job?
AKPORS: M.P sir OFFICER: meaning?
AKPORS: Money Problem sir
OFFICER: what is your personality?
AKPORS: M.P sir
OFFICER- would you explain urself and stop wasting my time?
AKPORS: Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER: I see... I will get back to you.
AKPORS: sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER: and what's that again?
AKPORS: My Performance.
OFFICER: M.P !
AKPORS: m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER: Mental Problem!!!